That way

At Kindergarten orientation night I noticed one little boy dancing and holding himself. I walked him to the bathroom and explained, "The first one is for girls, but this next one is the boy's bathroom."

He looked up at me and said, "I'm a boy because I have a penis."

I said, "Ok, then go in the boy's room."

He continued on in a confidential manner, "My mom doesn't know why. She said I was just born that way."