Chicken neck

Little boy - "Do you have a mom?"
Teacher - "Yes, I do."
Little boy - "Can you bring her to school?"
Teacher - "She's very old. I don't think she could come."
Little boy - "Is she chicken neck old?"
Teacher lectures boy on how you can and cannot talk about someone's mother.

Same boy a few days later - "Will you marry me?"
Teacher - "I can't marry you, sweetie. I am already married. Plus, I am way to old for you."
Little boy - "Let me see your neck."
Teacher wore turtlenecks for the next few days.